The "Special" Story

I was in the supermarket the other day looking for a nice plump chook too eat for dinner.
Please note: I was feeling particualrly awkward this day. One minute I felt like I was trying to hard to walk with confidence, then the next minute I felt like I was trying too hard not too.
Turns out all the chickens are on special. So I buy a big one. Then as I go to line up everyone is staring at me funny. I'm scared that I have something on me, So once outside, I check my clothes only to find a bright yellow special sticker stuck dead in the middle of my jersey.
Please note: It was on just the right degree angle too allow people too realise that it had not been put there by me intentionally as a joke on myself. But rather got on a special person such as me because of my specialness.